January 2011
- I have a beautiful personality, and a curvy body...
- Anyone who says 'Skies the limits' is just dumb,...
- My mom is sleeping, and my sister decides she's...
- Real life Hitler on my dash sitting next to a...
There goes my kool-aid all over the screen….
- Autistic children are cute, especially when they...
- Unfollowed because I posted my friends birthday...
Reasons I don’t care:
It’s Martina’s birthday
People post shit is large letters
People post ALL the time, which means it will be off your dash and in the past in a few hours.
I don’t care.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA :) LOVE YOU!!!
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY :) SUPER SEXY PRESENT
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. FUCKING YES. THIS CAKE IS FOR YOU. HELL YEAH. HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!
Katy Perry's 'Peacock' Parody.
If you’ve never heard her song ‘Peacock’, then go YouTube it, then read this :) Don’t judge me, for being weird..
Verse:
Word on the street, you have got, some tig ol’ bitt-ies.
Nice and big, just enough, so I can have a good squee-eze.
Good ol’ crack, I mean rack, f*cking memoriz-ing.
(C’mon darlin’, let me see. Lift that pretty fitted...
- Best thing about twenty three year olds? Twenty...
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hi hun u a member of any other socialnetworking...
Yep! Facebutt, Tawatter, and Tumbelly. I DON’T GIVE MY URL’S TO RANDOM GREY HEADS.
ask itt or talk shitt:D
My casting for The Dark Knight Rises (2012) and...
- Batman, Christian Bale - Harley Quinn, Evan Rachel Wood OR Kristen Bell OR Fairuza Balk - Joker, Crispin Glover - The Penguin, Philip Seymour Hoffman OR Paul Giamatti - Poison Ivy, Evan Rachel Wood - Bane, Kevin Durand - The Riddler, Matthew Gray Gubler - Mr. Freeze, Ron Perlman Anyone Agree?
Don’t know who these people are? GOOGLE IMAGE THEM.
Christian Bale's Motherfucking Face
saveabroomrideaweasley:
imsureofthis:
itsnotmuchbutitshome:
blast-endedskrewt:
babsy:
JESUS BALE, TAKE THE WHEEL.
TAKE THE WHEEL
JESUS BALE TAKE THE ENTIRE EFFING CAR
OMJB
FUCK THE CAR, JESUS BALE, TAKE THE FUCKING ROAD AND THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
ohhyoubeautifulbastard asked: Mama, do you love me?
ohhyoubeautifulbastard asked: Mama, do you love me?
Did Inception and Black Swan just lose to a movie...
shit-dick:
runningforthethrillofit:
- The big, big bang. The reason I'm alive. When...
- And we'll all float on again.
- Grab me by the waist and man-handle me until I...
Everyone from tumblr is creating facebooks with...
fuckinglesbian:
Everyone not from tumblr is gonna be like WTF THIS IS A BIG ASS FAMILY HOW ARE THEY ALL RELATED
- ccsexypants started following you
FOLLOW HER. She's my bestest friend. FOLLOW HER.... →
The fifth GIF in your GIF folder is your reaction...
commanderkenken:
tumblrg0d:
profoundfuckingbond:
mishaspenis:
LMFAO BWAHAHAHA
That moment when your parents use your middle name
thecrazyfilipino:
When Tumblr says "they'll be back shortly."
thegunstheysell:
waygee:
llamasareawesomeasfuck:
i have a big black clock
jackthegaylordbarakat:
riandeer:
thugloife:
reblog if you misread that
it actually took me about a full minute to realize that it did not say ‘i have a big black cock’
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KANYE & SAMUEL ARN’T PLEASED.
Fuck skinny kids, I like mah food.
P R E A C H .
- Could be changing my URL to...
30 day challenges are being brought to facebook...
zombiethrillerdiscoparty:
ladybenzedrine:
withoutyouimnotokay:
ladybenzedrine:
withoutyouimnotokay:
IT WAS YOUR COUSIN GURL
FUCKING ASHLEY
@Moderate-rock, that gif had me trollin for minutes.
Easy A came in the mail today.
- The day that Ryan Reynolds, Jarod Leto, and...
30 day challenges are being brought to facebook...
ladybenzedrine:
withoutyouimnotokay:
ladybenzedrine:
withoutyouimnotokay:
IT WAS YOUR COUSIN GURL
FUCKING ASHLEY
- My body rocks the rhythm. You beat my drum hard.
Expectation:
Reality:
http://www.isanyoneup.com/
NEW FAVORITE SITE
- WHY IS THERE A FUCKING RACCOON ON MY DASH WITH...
wtf is this shit?!
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